Airlines' funny nicknames

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Αγαπημένη αεροπορική εταιρεία (ICAO Code)
AOA
Πλησιέστερο αεροδρόμιο (ICAO Code)
LGAT
Κατά καιρούς έχουν βγει διάφορες χιουμοριστικές επεξηγήσεις στα αρχικά διαφόρων αεροπορικών εταιριών. Όποιος έχει κάτι άλλο, το παραθέτει.
Για να υπάρχουν όλα συγκεντρωμένα:

QANTAS
Queens And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
Quick And Nasty, Typical Australian Service

SAS
Sex After Sandwiches

BA
Beastly Actually
Bloody Awful

BOAC
Better On A Camel
Bought on American credit

SABENA
Such A Bad Experience Never Again

DELTA
Don`t Even Leave The Airport
Don't Expect Luggage to Arrive

UTA
Unlikely To Arrive

TWA
Try Walking Across
Try Western Airlines
Terrorists Welcome Aboard

TAA
Try Another Airline

ALITALIA
Arrive Late In Tokyo And Luggage In Athens
Always Late In Take-off Always Late In Arrivals
A Little Italian Tradition, A Lotta Italian Attitude

OLYMPIC
Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash

LUFTHANSA
Let Us Fuck The Hostess And Not Say Anything
Luggage Usually Flies To Hamburg And Never (the) Selected Airport

TEAL(Air New Zealand)
Terrible Experience Always Late

GARUDA
Good Airline Ruined Under Dutch Administration

JMC
Just Murdered Caledonian
Just More Crap

BWIA
Britain's Worst Investment Abroad
Be Waiting In Airport

LIAT
Luggage in another terminal
Late If At All

Titan
Totally Irritable To All Nuns

Emirates
English Managed, Indian Run, Arabs Taking Exorbitant Salaries

LOGANAIR
Lice Often Go After Nurses Although Incident Reported

B.O.A.C.
Bitter Old Ageing Cows

SABENA
Such A Bad Experience Never Again

BEA
Back Every Afternoon
Broken Engines Everywhere

EL - AL
Every Landing Always Late

PIA
Perhaps I Arrive
Please Inform Allah

TAP
Take Another Plane

SAHSA (Honduras)
Stay At Home, Stay Alive

CONDOR
Company Of Neckermann Delay On Request

RAM
Read Airplane Manual
Runways Always Missed

Worldways
We Organize Really Long Delays: Wait Around, You'll See

TACA –
Take another carrier amigo!
 
AEROFLOT
Aeroflop

AEROMEXICO
Aeromaybe
Aerowrecksico

AIR BC
Scare BC

AIR FRANCE
Air Chance

AMERICAN
A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently ALive Now
American't

AMERICA WEST
America Worst

BRITISH AIRWAYS
British Aircrimes

BOAC
British Overseas Air Catatrophes

BWIA
Britain's Worst Investment Anywhere
Better Wish It Arrives

CHINA AIRLINES
China Scarelines

DHL
Damaged Hidden or Lost

FINNAIR
Finnished Air

JAL
Japanese Always Late

KLM
Keeps Losing Money

Kuwait Airways
You Wait Airways

LOT
Luggage On Tarmac
Lots Of Trouble

MALEV
Many Ariplanes Leave Everyone Vomits

MEXICANA
Mexicaca

SAS
Silly And Stupid

SOUTHWEST AIRLINES
Southworst Airlines

US AIRWAYS
Useless Airways
 
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